Monday, February 11, 2013

All Star Weekend + Loose Cash + Strippers = Wicked Games

A wise man once told me "Don't watch the game son, WATCH THE GAME."

Casual sports fan enjoy the game at eye level, Kevin Durant scores 30 points so he is great. Dedicated fanatics can tell you that KD exploits a flat footed defender expecting a pick and roll to cross back over for an easy jumper. It is the theory of watching the game on a different level unbeknownst to the casual fan. The game within the game. So while listening to the top 40 radio station and hearing about the upcoming all star weekend events in Houston, the game within the game revealed its ugly head.

The event is expected to bring in millions of dollars for the city of Houston. Along with it will come celebrities, entertainers, athletes, and of course strippers! Thousands of out of town pimps and strippers will pack the countless nude bars that populate Richmond, Westheimer and other avenues.

Beware of these scoundrels! They may have a face like Kim Kardashian, breast like Katy Perry, and an ass like Serena Williams but these scallywags are after your soul! That perfume is just masking the death and decay of her breathe, that live strong armband is covering up the crack needle injection points. These vampires have the audacity to solicit in broad daylight. They feed on the many social metrics of a man; money, ego, testosterone and lust. So as one of these wraiths tempt thee with with their goddess rivaling beauty, BEWARE. The wicked games may feed that temporary desire, but  herpes is forever!