LONDON (AP) -- Singer Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in jail on Friday after being convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort by handcuffing him to a wall in a London apartment.
And the hits keep coming. All you 80’s babies know a thing or two about the androgynous movement and the music that came as a result. Whether you were a fan or not, you’ve surely heard a joke or two at the expense of Culture Club's front man boy George aka heroin is my heroine. So apparently George, cracked out of his mind and well, in the mood (Pause) decided an escort for the night was in the cards. First and foremost, I’m no gay escort or anything, but it’s safe to assume that if you get called to um, escort at fuckin’ boy George’s crib, you are prolly in for some otherworldly shit. And both these niggas were apparently high as kites before um, they got down to business (Pause). And come to find out, he handcuffed and beat dude AFTER they had a nude photo session. My nigga, you ran up in the crib with Boy George, got naked for him then tried to run out when the shit got freaky? You were like, a topless pose too late for that. So anyway, BG (waaaaaaaa, check me out nigga!... had to do it) got 15 months in the pen for well, being Boy George with a dude who wasn’t into that shit… much. Lesson learned: next time pull an Eddie Murphy and get caught before you do some freaky shit… people will look at you funny, but not before they try to anally rape you.
True. True.
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